Welcome to the lair of the most esteemed and feared Lab Prophets, a secret society of scientists who have transcended the mundane boundaries of reality.
Here, we harness the fundamental forces of the universe to create innovations that will change the course of human history. Or at least, our own.
A select group of visionaries who have dedicated their lives to the study of Quantum Physics, Advanced Math, and Paranoid Psychology.
Our most ambitious endeavors include:
We are always seeking new members to join our ranks. If you have a degree in a relevant field and a penchant for the absurd, apply now.